Quotes about dating jerks

01-Dec-2018 06:02

In all seriousness though, what a hideous lust object to mythologize.It'll be teaching all sorts of young girls that it's ROMANTIC to accept any sort of appalling treatment some brooding loser who treats you like dirt." -- The Morrigan, (describing the romantic lead in "Twilight") "...it's about writing a coherent application, not SAYING you're not beating around the bush when you are, in fact, grooming your own ornamental hedge." -- -Fabulana, reviewing and rejecting a membership application "Since when has being cheap counted as "empowerment"? Hey, I'm all for getting in touch with the "inner goddess" by pole dancing you're way to "new you", but you can't get lobster thermidore out of a can of tuna.Bonus Trick: Next time this person is a jerk to you, do the following. The douchiest quotes from singer John Mayer (douchebag), from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his masturbation rituals. ' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n***** pass."Playboy interview, 2010 All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now.We all know that John Mayer is a giant douche, but he still can't seem to keep his mouth in check (especially in a recent Playboy interview), and eventually someone is going to try and wash it out with a bag of Summer's Eve. Mayer obviously writes songs because he can't form cohesive sentences (we think we're starting to see why/how he dated Jessica Simpson). I've got a Benetton heart and a f**kin' David Duke cock. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I really think it went on too long..."John Mayer on kissing Perez Hilton after openly admitting he enjoys gay p*********y during/after sex with starlets. "I am the new generation of masturbator, I’ve seen it all.It's not only us, other girls (Taylor Swift, ahem) also view him as the ultimate douche. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick." John Mayer on interracial relationships in an interview with Playboy magazine, 2010. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week…" John Mayer on being a chronic masturbator, and considering medical school."Re: using the 'N word' in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word.But when they’re alone, say something positive to them out of the blue. Let them know that you’re not a threat and that you’ve forgotten how they acted around their ringmasters. They latch onto any positive attention, so give them some. It’s much more worm-like.” Guaranteed they’ll laugh.

I have better things to do then entertain a full grown man when I'm not getting paid for it.

Also, if you're using the word in an interview where you refer to your "racist penis" as a "David Duke cock", you're not really intellectualizing it.